Dolce&Gabbana Wants You To Dress Like That Strange Old Woman

Pasta earrings dripping with coins, onion and tomato print lace trimmed bags and granny-cut-neckline dresses and skirts, crochet lace panties and sleeveless figure-obscuring granny tops. Even the youthful Anja Rubik looked aged at least twice her original age in the drab garb on the Dolce&Gabbana Spring Summer 2012 runway show.

Velvet shoes in light green, wicker picnic baskets painted in shaded of blue, gold and orange, oversized lace coats that looked moth-eaten with goant flower bulb prints that some might mistake as eggplants, large painted onion print bra and knickers and cucumber print matching top and bottoms, fabric shoes that look as if they were cut out from a worn-out smelly dog carpet, nude patent strapped sandals with a few randomly placed crystals all made the Dolce&Gabbana Spring Summer 2012 collection look cheap and tacky.

Welcome to the Dolce&Gabbana Spring Summer 2012 slumber party, complete with plush bunny pink velvet colour pumps, a see-through PVC wet market tote, wicker basket shoulder bag complete with all the condiments you can find on a pizza - garlic, pepper and chilli in the shape of charms. Risk looking like a Mongolian tribal dancer in a shearling and pom-pom trimmed dress that not even the sternest looking face of a model can help prevent any onlooker from laughing to death upon spotting an unfortunate soul in one of Dolce&Gabbana's worst creations to date.

Credits: Background image sources - Carnival lights taken from Wasaga beach by Sean. Wordless Wednesday: Carnival Lights by mamikaze.


  1. Love them all of details...vegetable, velvet footwear, crochet, flowers and so on... Actually this collection reminds me of Moschino"s creations. Do not you think?

    1. I think the colours are very bold and bright, which I like. However, giant onions and vegetables just scream kitchen and mother to me. I don't like the badly cut outfits which look shapeless and bulky even on supermodels! Hmmm..but there are a few pieces out of the entire runway show that I actually like (shorter hemlines, tighter and less frumpy ones). I will be posting my favourites from the Dolce&Gabbana Spring Summer '12 collection today :)


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